Mel Gibson DUI Jokes
Some quick comments on Mel Gibson ...
Mel Gibson doesnt like to eat fast food, he can never catch it
Mel Gibson doesn't drink and drink ... He might spill his drink
Do you want to know why Mel Gibson only just got caught for DUI ? See his diversionary tactics below....
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.The Patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalizer test, and to his great surprise the man blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded!"This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman."I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the Designated Decoy!"
I'll keep them coming ... I Hope you come back often ...
Got any good jokes about Mel Gibson .. leave a comment so everyone can enjoy it.
Mel Gibson doesnt like to eat fast food, he can never catch it
Mel Gibson doesn't drink and drink ... He might spill his drink
Do you want to know why Mel Gibson only just got caught for DUI ? See his diversionary tactics below....
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.The Patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalizer test, and to his great surprise the man blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded!"This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman."I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the Designated Decoy!"
I'll keep them coming ... I Hope you come back often ...
Got any good jokes about Mel Gibson .. leave a comment so everyone can enjoy it.
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