Castro jokes

Keeping with the current topic of the moment. Now that we have covered Mel Gibson its time to move onto Fidel Castro.

Courtesy of National Review's Jay Nordlinger, from a writer to him:

• A Communist stands on a street corner yelling, "Fidel Castro delivered us from our chains!" A drunk stumbling by answers, "And our watches, rings, bracelets, and necklaces."
• Before the revolution, people died and became skeletons. After the revolution: skeleton first, die later.
• For the new year, Cubans will receive two rice sacks each. One to wear as pants, and one to wear as a shirt.
• Fidel Castro makes a speech and declares, "In Cuba, nobody goes to sleep hungry!" One disheveled man raises a hand and says, "Commandante, I haven't eaten in days. I'm very hungry." Fidel Castro says, "Then, true to my word, you will not go to sleep!"
• The teacher asks Pepito, "What systems are incompatible with the Communist system of government?" Pepito answers, "The digestive system and the nervous system."
• Another teacher asks Pepito, "Tell me three benefits of the Communist revolution." Pepito answers, "Nationalized health care, education, and defense." "Great! Now tell me three challenges the country faces." Answers Pepito, "Breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
• Still another teacher shows her class a photograph of President Bush and asks if anyone recognizes him. Absolute silence. She continues, "Let me give you a hint: It is because of this man that we Cubans go hungry." Pepito jumps up and says, "I didn't recognize him without his beard and uniform."
• Fidel Castro, in one of his loooooooooooooooooooooong winded speeches informed the people he had a solution to the issue of hunger and lack of food. If anyone was to feel hunger, to seek him out personally! One man approached him after the speech and praised him for his efforts to address the issue. He went on to say, " I'm hungry. You mentioned to come to you if we were hungry" Fidel Castro replied, "No, you're not hungry... you're thirsty...here drink this glass of water." The man drinks the glass of water and warily tells Fidel, "I'm still hungry"...Fidel Castro shakes his head and tells the man, "You're not hungry...you're thirsty...drink this glass of water. The man drinks the second glass of water. Afterwards, he says, I am still hungry. Fridel Castro insists, "No, you're not hungry, you're thirsty" He has the man drink another glass of water...This goes on and on for another few glasses of water and when the man can't drink another Fridel Castro walks him over to a table and offers him a lavish meal and the man tells him, "I can't eat a bite, I'm full!" Fidel Castro says, "See??? You weren't hungry, you were thirsty!"

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