Israel Hezbolah Joke and a Random one too....

Here is a random joke :

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

And here is a war time joke :

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Hezbolah tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Lebanon border with the tank. I approached the border, and saw an Hezbolah tank. I put my white flag up, the Hezbolah tank put his white flag up. I said to the Hezbolah soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"

I have to say if more people lightened up and could have a laugh there would be a lot less war in the world. I feel deeply sorry for those in Lebanon, Qana and Israel.

lets hope the world wakes up to itself ...

Have a great day.