Politian Jokes

These are hilarious ...

What is the difference between a Professional Athlete and a Politician?
- A Professional Athlete robs you and claims it is entertainment. A politician just plain robs you.

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Bill Clinton went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument. He said "George, what should I do?"

After a few seconds George replied "Abolish the IRS and start over."

Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.

Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He said "Tom, what should I do?"
After a few seconds Tom replied "Abolish welfare and start over."

Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said "Abe, what should I do?"

After a few seconds Abe replied "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"

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Quayle, Packwood,and Kennedy were in a spelling bee.
It seems that Quayle won; Packwood,and Kennedy thought "harass" was two words.
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What do you have if you've got Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton all in the same room?
- Two Boobs and a country singer
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While flying over the USA, Bill Clinton tells Hillary that he is going to throw a five dollar bill out the window to make someone happy.
Hillary decides to throw out a twenty to make two people happy.
The pilot looks back and says "Why not throw yourselves out and make eveyone happy"
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